hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

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minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

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unacted:

relationship goal: a relationship

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straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

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everydaysogay:

If I was taken to build a bear on a date and got to make a stuffed animal I’d literally cry tears of happiness

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lejeudi-matin:

Stop romanticizing tragedy. Be inspirational.

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tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

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nippled:

annoying online and irl

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cumrun:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

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